Hello Employee!

Welcome to your new job at METTA Industries!

"Rewarding!" "I've had instant-ramen for the last four weeks!" "Paid in exposure!"

As you enter your new soul-maximizing job here at METTA there are a few things to know!

1. Respond to emails quickly, you wouldn't want to get a pay deduction!

2. Make sure not to reply to any malicious spam. 

3. While you're at it follow our Itch.io at cnel.itch.io. You wouldn't want to miss future updates from your #1 employer. 

Part of Japanese Salaryman

Love our work here employee? How about you become a full salaryman at METTA Industries? Follow us on Itch.io so you too can become a full-time employee. 

[Coming soon]